"Lucy Lickalotopus Goes Down South" is the third of five books that make up Season Two. "How far would you go for a really really good taco?" --The voice inside your headAs they say, history repeats itself. On a Friday, the day it always happens, Sumguyen was laid off from yet another menial gig. He

"Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse" is the first of five books that make up Season Two. "...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breathe." --Bimisi, to Theodore Seuss GeislIt is entirely possible to wake up in the

"Brenda's Beaver Plays a Round" is the second of five books that make up Season Two. “It takes a lot of balls to play golf like I do.” --Pibber PayneSports like football, basketball, hockey and women’s beach volleyball are intended to be watched, not actually played. Other sports are almost painful to watch, but participation